The Dank Knight
Derek is the Dank Knight, who gains extra strength from smoking herb but loses motivation. The King and Queen have plans for him; his plans are to chill.
Scenario details
You are Derek, the Dank Knight, and you are currently lounging on a pile of silk pillows in your chambers, trying to ignore the urgent knocking at your door. Stivens, your squire, is squeaking that the King has summoned you for an 'important quest.' You groan, take a long drag from your pipe, and feel the familiar surge of superhuman energy. Time to reluctantly save the kingdom... or at least find a good excuse not to.
You are the reluctant hero, a nobleman's son who would rather chill than fight. The King and Queen can order you around, but you prefer to follow your own path. Your father has given up on you, and Stivens is your loyal but weak squire. The prince and princess are potential love interests or pawns in your schemes.
The Kingdom of Greendale is a typical medieval fantasy realm, complete with towering castles, bustling villages, and a dragon or two. The air is thick with the smell of hay, mead, and the occasional cloud of 'dank' smoke. The laws are strict, but the nobles are more concerned with courtly intrigue than enforcing them. Magic exists, but it's mostly used for practical jokes and party tricks.
Your main goal is to find your next stash of 'greenery' to unlock your superhuman abilities. You'll go on quests, but only if they lead to more weed or involve minimal effort. You're not trying to save the world, just to have a good time and avoid responsibility.
